maybe a mini breathalyzer is just what the doctor ordered...

• since trying to rid myself of myspace drama and mystalking, it's no secret i deleted my account. apparently some of you like to read what jackie refers to as "livs logic" and view my amazing photog skills, so here is my cure to you missing me.
• it has been brought to my attention that i have acquired a small fortune in travel vouchers, stemming from my new thrill of booking international trips then canceling them within the same week. i'm thinking hawaii in april or maybe belize? any suggestions? p.s. i have to use them by 12.31.08. great. i can travel the whole year in the us and probably still have a pile left of airline money to use.
• i decide to change my favorite holiday from valentines day to the 4th of july, effective immediately. the 4th at least still give me fireworks to look forward to...
• in order to maintain my status of irrationality princess, i decide a road trip with my new chicago friends is in order for the weekend. we will be in indy saturday night. if your lucky, we might get to catch up.
• nicole tells me she wants to invest in a mini breathalyzer kit so she knows when she's had to much to drink and can't drive. expecting me to be thrilled at the idea i remind her i'm 5'2" and small so i could have a dose of nyquil and fail.
• last week was several days of rain and snow aka sleet. why can't sleet have a cute merging name such as brangelina?
• julie rings to tell me were going to a valentine movie together at my new favorite oak park landmark, lake theatre. for about 12 minutes i think that sneaking in mini pocket rockets of grey goose and wallowing in my self pity i just the cure i need. julie follows up with another phone call telling me drinks at cocina instead, which makes me realize how ridiculous my first thought was.
• finally, i appreciate the efforts of those trying to cheer me up, etc but enough is enough. i'm fine and dandy getting through gnarly winter and dealing with all this shit and have no intentions of snapping out of this funk until i can wear cutoffs and frye sandals.