- i've thought long and hard how in the hell hillary clinton wins in any state, but i've been very disapointed she won in indiana. who votes for her and is serious? i know she can get the pitty party and all so maybe that would be 2% of americans. seriously people?! she has mood swings every 28 days, shes a woman and she has no sense of style. (p.s. i now manage a contemporary career woman's department, so i'm not far off here). i was home in indy, driving down 10th street and it hit me...almost literally. this woman, in her smaller suv, came barrelling out of ritter's frozen custard and insted of 1. waiting for no traffic for her to turn right or 2. turning right in the closest right lane, she plowed into the far left lane while turning right then zoomed over to the far right lane. all in front of me. after all was said and done i saw her hillary bumper sticker and that explained it for me. cunt.
- i had the pleasure of having dinner with my 2 favorite men in my life: my daddy and willie. we went to the best spot to relax in indy, harry & izzy's, duh! after a few cockipoos we started talking about relationships. i've become an expert evading this when it comes to talking about me, but i can ALWAYS pry something good out of others, especially will after drinks. we were mostly joking about the child he's been babysitting for the last 10 months and cheering to his newly single-ness when he state this: "if you want closure in your relationship start with closing your legs." hands down he gets a major kudos. i know i tell most amazing people i know i'm going to quote them on stuff but this time i had to follow through. willie is a genius. lonnemann 2016.
- after the lovely dinner and trip to the little kiwi's new condo downtown with packy (which by the way introduced us to kiwi vodka that is mixed with some special berry? note to self, investigate this cause it was delish!) we went back to chateau and had nightcaps. e was relaxing in packys recliner with a good buzz going, which normally is a one drink girl, and all the sudden she fell back. while still sitting in the chair. my vodka almost came out my nose. the best thing i've ever seen in that basement bar & trust me i've see it ALL down there.
- while i was home in indy i didn't get to see 1 race car on the track. bummer. but i did get to hang out with the fam in dad's garage and have giggles. i usually don't use public bathrooms, but the garage feels like home and it has gojo natural orange pumice soap so i love washing my hands there. well, when i went to wash my hands it was all gone. bigger bummer. i came out and expressed my sadness over not having any of the soap this year and they told me to open my big eyes and see the big pump jug of it next to the seat...
- a few hours later i went to get moms suv washed at kopetskys in speedway. i forgot i had my hard card on and i didn't see any sense in taking off my sunnies to pay, it was bright as hell outside. so i went inside, the lady clerk told me a story about a previous customer complaining that the bathroom wasn't stalked, so i told her about my soap moment at the speedway and we giggled. i sat outside and played on my phone, the norm for when i start to get anxious and waited for the car to be done. all the sudden i noticed they get the vaccum back out and are re-doing it after everyone has dryed off the car. i was perplexed. the manager finally waves me over and says "mam...may i please see you ticket?" so i turned and gave it to him and he followed-up with "the lady inside & all of us thought you were danica and we thought we were servicing her car. funny thing is i had a dream she'd come by and we'd get to service her car, so it's been a pleasure." at that moment i remembered my hair was back to it's natural color.
- packy & mom's company, pg, is throwing their annual party sunday. if your cool i'll see you there. if not, think of how much fun you could be having with me and the hooters girls sucka. xoxo.
i always keep it gangsta
packy & reg keep it gangsta, too & dance it out
